Too

The park’s too small, the mound’s too low,
    The batters are too strong,
The balls too “juiced” (just watch them go!),
    And ballgames last too long.

Too many teams, too many players
    With mediocre skills,
Too many multimillionaires,
    Too many popping pills.

The tickets cost too much (I’ll say!)—
    As beer and hotdogs do.
You’re going to the game today?
    Wait up. I’m coming too.