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Limerick

Books The most familiar form of light verse in English, the limerick was also the first verse form native to the English language. The rhyme scheme is aabba, a-rhyming lines having three metrical feet, the b-lines, two. The rhythm is usually anapestic.

The limerick predates 1719, when it appeared in Songs for the Nursery, or Mother Goose’s Melodies for Children. Children’s writer Edward Lear (1812-88) is widely credited with popularizing the form; his habit of finishing his limericks with a near-verbatim repetition of the first line isn’t much in favor currently.

While the limerick has maintained strong ties with children’s verse, it has shown an equally strong affinity for bawdy humor.

Abbreviations, odd spellings, and other tricks are frequent devices.

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by Norman W. Storer

A limerick, sketched in the rough,
Should undergo testing that's tough:
     Does it scan as it ought?
     Are the rhymes finely wrought?--
And is it offensive enough?
There was a Young Lady of Clare,
Who was sadly pursued by a bear;
     When she found she was tired,
     She abruptly expired,
That unfortunate Lady of Clare.
                         --Edward Lear
 
There once was a dancing black bear
Who, instead of a hat, wore a pair
     Of shoes on his head.
     "It's a two-step," he said,
And it feels like I'm walking on air."
                         --J. Patrick Lewis
The Vulture
by C.W. Christian

The vulture's a grim apparition
With appetite gross! In addition
     His manners are crummy,
     And if he gets chummy
Please check with your family physician.

Young Cotton
by G.J. Frahm

Now consider the case of young Cotton:
such perfectionist notions he'd gotten
     that, doubting he could
     be sufficiently good,
he's resolved to be perfectly rotten.

There was a faith-healer of Deal
Who said, "Although pain isn't real,
     If I sit on a pin
     And it punctures my skin,
I dislike what I fancy I feel."



They say that ex-president Taft
When hit by a golf ball once laughed
     And said, "I'm not sore,
     But although you cried 'Fore'
The place where you hit me was aft."



A diner while dining at Crewe,
Found quite a large mouse in his stew.
     Said the waiter, "Don't shout,
     And wave it about,
Or the rest will be wanting one, too."



There was a young fellow of Lyme,
Who lived with three wives at one time.
     When asked, "Why the third?"
     He replied, "One's absurd,
And bigamy, sir, is a crime."



The sermon our Pastor Rt. Rev.
Began, may have had a rt. clev.,
     But his talk, though consistent
     Kept the end so far distant
That we left since we felt he mt. nev.

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[There was a young Lady of Clare] from The Complete Nonsense Book by Edward Lear;
"Criteria" © 1999 Norman W. Storer, from Light Quarterly;
[There once was a dancing black bear]  © 1991 J. Patrick Lewis, from Lots of Limericks, selected by Myra Cohn Livingston;
"The Vulture" © 2000 C.W. Christian, from Light Quarterly;
"Young Cotton" © 2002 G.J. Frahm, from Plains Songs;
anonymous limericks from: Lots of Limericks, edited by Louis Untermeyer; Laughable Limericks, compiled by Sara and John E. Brewton;
and The Penguin Book of Limericks, compiled and edited by E.O. Parrott

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