Sailing on the River Thames
I said to Clyde, Let's look for dames.
It's called, said stuffy Clyde, The Tems.
OK, I said, let's look for fems.

The L.A. River's concrete banks
Bear proof along those arid flanks
That taggers are exploring ways
To dam a river with paint phrase.

Drinking water from the Liffey
Is, to put it mildly, iffy.
My advice is, don't tempt fate:
In Dublin, take your whiskey straight.